xa's lunar soft board

howdy hou weird visitors wherever u are. as i promised b4, here is my class' soft board which we made for celebrating chinese new year.


what more can is say about it? it's stunning, gorgeous, sweet, and overall beyond belief. don't u think so? U'VE GOT TO THINK SO!

-nanduukmrnsiangkeujanan-

inspiring book

hoahm. gosh, i actually feel so lazy to post a blog for today, cause today is quite a CRAP day. i'm not gonna tell u, but it's just so crap. but i've got something in my mind for this posting so i think i'll spend a bit of my time for my blog. and today's topic is about book. u know a book right? ahhaha. okay but this is quite an inspiring book for me. it's chicken soup for the soul. i think all of u know about it. yeah, it's a book containing so-badly-touching-ur-heart stories in it. even though it's a book which has been published from a long time ago, maybe since i was still using my monkey pants, but YESTERDAY, i just realized that it's a good book .

why? simple answer. i don't like reading books without any picture in it (i'm suppose to be like that). u know, the previous version of chicken soup was only published in the novel version, no pictues in it.but the chicken soup which i read was the comic version, that's why i wanted to read it. okay, i think the comic version of chicken soup had just released recently, not too out-of-date to read. and i didn't buy it actually. my cousin lent it for me. she lent me two of them, just exactly the same with the picture above, but i only have read the one which entitled "pelajaran berharga", i'll read the other one soon. u know what? i don't know what to say about this book. i think it's quite a book with many inspiring stories in it. love it. i love it. everybody loves it.

i just can't wait to read another type of this version (even though i haven't read one of them). hahahaha. luckily i have one friend, kelvin, who has those books (should be like that, cause it's what he said). but he said it before my cousin lent it to me and of course b4 i knew that it is such an amazing book, so i paid no attention to him. ahahhaa. but i think i'm gonna contact him soon and let him lend his books to me. and if i'm not mistaken he said that those books are his brother's/sister's. idk if what he has is a younger brother or a younger sister, but sure he/she is younger than him. oh yeah, just remember that when he was telling me that he has those books, i said to him"can i borrow it someday?" (actually i said that without no intention to borrow at all). ahhahha. but he said he'll lend it to me. so i think i can relax now. i'll text him soon.

ohh and also, i think i'll try to read the novel version of chicken soup too, cause my school library has them. i saw it once, so i'm gonna borrow them from there. i'll try to read even though there's no picture in it, cause i love the story soooooooooooooooooooo much. so guys, u wanna know more about it, huh? read it!

-nanduusotiredandsleepy-

lovely chinese nu year

oh finally, the day i've been waiting for. hehe. it's lunar nu year.

first of all, HAPPY CHINESE NU YEAR EVERYBODY!! WISH U A MORE PROSPEROUS LIFE THIS YEAR!! hhhahhahaa. akhirnya yaaaa.. gua bisa me-recharge dompet gua dengan angpao2. hahahha. imlek kali ini ya sama2 aja kek taun lalu. sesuai tradisi, kmrn malem, gua ke rumah nenek ama kakek gua yg deket juga sih ama rumah gua. trus kita makan bareng. makanannya d masak nenek gua. oh ya nenek ini nenek dari pihak papa. hebat lho nenek gua masakannya canggih enak2. haahahaaha. ada ikan, ayam, shabu2, ngohyang, dan benda2 lain yg gua tidak ketahui namanya. pokoknya enak lah. d sana juga ada sodara2 gua yg lain. semuanya dari pihak papa. abis makan kita ngobrol2 sambil nnntn termehek-mehek d lanjutkan dengan me vs mum. haha penting ya. trus kmrn ini gua jg udah dapet angpao. harusnya ngasihnya hari ini sih. cuma yang ngasih ini takutnya bsk2 susah ketemu jadi mau kasih skrg. dy tuh sodara gua yang baru menikah taun lalu. istrinya udah hamil 5 bulan dan gua baru tau kmrn jg. maaf ya basi bgd plis.

nah baru hari ini lah hari gua HUNTING ANGPAO. bwahahaahah. yes. ga seperti taun lalu, kalo taun lalu gua dan keluarga mulai hunting pagi2. kalo kali ini keluarga gua jam 3 siang baru hunting. gua pake baju baru lho. centil bgd plis. baju nya kemeja, beli d sixty one. hohoho. bawahannya jeans. pertama2 gua mampir dulu donk ke rumah nenek ama kakek gua yg kmrn, trus dapet angpao deh. abis itu baru gua cabut ke jakarta ngunjungin macem2 sodara gua. haahhahh. alhasil, ada 10 amplop angpao yang gua dapet nih, termasuk yg dari bokap gua juga. hahhahha. total semuanya 1 stngh juta plus2. *BUU ADA YANG SOMBONG NIH SOK KAYA PADAHAL SEMUA JUGA DUIT ANGPAO DAPETAN! nanti malah gua masih mau hunting2 lg ke temen2 nyokap. cihuy. moga2 bisa nyampe 2 jtan. hhhhaahaa. pokoknya duidnya mau gua beliin dvd ah. gua pengen bgd nih beli Britain's Next Top Model. lagi tergila2. bagus. ga sekeren ANTM, tapi britishnya keren2 jadi bagus deh. ahhah. tapi gua ga tau ada jual dvd nya pa kagak. kalo ANTM sih ada. doain aja lah biar ada.

oh ya. imlek kali ini, paman gua yang dari jerman dateng lho. dy nikah ama cewe jerman. cakep lg cewenya. trus anaknya masih kecil lucu bgd. tapi cewenya ini bahkan ga bisa ngmg english, bisanya jerman tok, jadi kurang bs berkomunikasi gitu dueehh. ahhahah. trus gua d beliin coklat dari swiss. selamat ya nandu!

segini aja ya postingan blognya. kayaknya banyak kata2 yang salah deh abis gua buru2. dah jam stngh 1 pagi nih bsok gua sekolah lg. biasalah fucking school bgd imlek liburnya sehari doank. byeeeeeeeee enjoy ur angpao! ciat!

-nanduukayamendadak-

yoyo sucks

hi freaky person wherever u are! u know what, i just bought a yoyo yesterday. i didn't buy it on purpose though, just when i was walkin around in bsd plaza while waitin for my father havin a hair cut, this thing just slipped through my view. and i don't know how it happened, it just kinda shinin (haha kiddin, nothin like that ever happened in my life, except the super shiny sun), and so because of its shine (again, this didn't truly happened, just wanna make it has more fantasy look) i said to myself, "okay this is the thing that i'm gonna buy" (for my own satisfaction of course).

is it strange for a tenth grader like me to buy a yoyo (and even playin it)? well, if u think so, change ur he's-a-stupid-person direction of mind. ask my friends indeed. it began from my friend, katin, the one who just got the most embarrasing experience in her entire life just like what i've posted in this blog b4. i don't know what was her intention, but she just came to school one day bringin her yoyo. it's a coca-cola labelled yoyo. free thing for promotion, that's soooooooo KATIN. just like me too actually. teehee. and that yoyo became quite popular in just a week, the other students started to bring yoyo to school, and they even played it with some cool tricks. i can't explain it. u've got to see it live from ora et labora school's corridor (which is the main place for them to play), or maybe in some classrooms.

and i always be the one who is unable to play yoyo. well, not only me. for example, callis, the one who plays yoyo with the strange gesture of her hands. actually, when she isn't playin yoyo, she has strange hands too. huahhhaha. yeah, they are cassava hands (callis named them herself). hmm.. it souns cool isn't it? cassavaaaaaa... but, try to translate it into indonesian language, then u'll get what i mean. so, because of that, i just want to show them that i am capable of playin yoyo, especially to katin, the one who always MOCK me just bcoz i can't play yoyo (she's not that expert too actually, but only she has yoyo in her possesion that she is able to train everyday). huh what a bloody stupid and ugly duck she is.

so guys, until now, i still can't play this yoyo very well, but i had done quite a big improvement (because of my dad too. he is unexpectedly able to play yoyo very well and taught me a lot!). luckily, my sis ended up the same with me. we both can't play yoyo and we're still learnin. so, watch me guys, again, especially, YOU, KATIN!! don't be so shocked when i come up to school with yoyo in my right hand (or maybe left-handed cause i'm sooooo expert?) swingin everywhere gracefully!!!

oh yeah, forget to tell u the shape of my yoyo. it is round-shaped (of course, haha). actually it's round with wheel shape. hehe. so coquettish, isn't it?

-nanduujustgetbackfromvihara-

embarrassing experience = hot topic (for us)

i don't think embarrassing experience is something that everybody uses as a hot topic when slacking around with their friends, but it does have a really strong effects for our's.

kenapa sih selalu autis? kenapa pengalaman yang memalukan bukannya d simpan sendiri tapi malah d umbar d depan publik? tapi inilah kita (gua dan teman2 autis). kalau kita mempunyai pengalaman yang memalukan pasti kita langsung ceritain ke temen kita yang memang sama2 suka bercerita tntg pengalaman memalukan. bukannya ngerasa malu, malah kita ngerasa seneng bgd! maaf ya sepertinya kita memang down syndrome. kalau ada pengalaman yg memalukan rasanya harus d ceritakan secepat mgkn biar abadi. dan inilah today's most embarassing experience coming from my friend, katin:

gini ceritanya. jadi gua hari ini lagi ol, sekitar jam 6an, tiba2 si katin, sign in, dengan nick nya "dorota", trus dy langsung dengan sangat energic nya nyapa gua dan menceritakan pengalaman memalukannya. dan atas persetujuannya, gua akan menceritakan pengalaman memalukan dy ini. jadi nih katanya si katin hari ini sms ke cowonya tapi pake hp esia nyokapnya soalnya puls dy abis, maklum org miskin, "say, aku bla bla, love u". trus nih d bales, "ini siapa?", katin bls lagi, "pacar kamu lah emank siapa lg", eh malah si katin d telp, trus katin angkat, eh yg ngmg malah bapak2, trus bapak2 itu nanya, "ini siapa?", katin jawab, "ini katrin *sambil bingung", trus dengan begonya sampe saat itu dy masih mikir kalo itu emank cowo dy cuma sok pake suara bapak2, soalnya katanya si katin udah cek nomornya kayaknya bener, jadi dy ga percaya, trus bapak2 nya malah ngmg "salah sambung", trus si katin blg berkali2, "hah? masa' salah sambung?". eh trus bapak2nya bete trus dy blg, "jangan gitu ya, ini salah sambung, kalo sms cek dulu nomornya" trus bapak2 itu langsung tutup telponnya. katin pun malu luar biasa. ahhahhahhaha maaf ya! i'm sorry gudbye and the be and the bo byu bye maaa!

emank ya ini anak sialan bgd. kan gua minta dy ulang cerita dan selagi dy cerita gua juga nulis d blog, eh d tengah2 menuju akhir dy malah bilang malu kalo cerita ini d post d blog gua. sial bgd, minta d gerus kali tuh poni nya. akhirnya dy mau jg kalo cerita dy d post d blog gua, lagian emank dy ga punya malu sih, ngapain jg merasa malu, trus katanya dy, gua harus pro dy. apa yg gua harus pro. pokoknya dy malu aja. titik. malunya itu berlimpah2. belom lagi kalo bapak2nya tukang gosip kayak si katin, nanti dy ceritain ke keluarga ama teman2 kantornya trus si katin kupingnya merah ama lidahnya mau putus gara2 d omongin mulu. MAAF YA TIN!

poll: mana yang salah? katin yang malu bgd salah sms trus masih ngotot, atau bapak2 songong yang ngomel2 d telp? ketik jawaban anda dengan format: MALU (SPASI) KATIN/BAPAK, kirim ke 9288. pengirim terbanyak akan mendapat hadiah satu set iket rambut.

-nanduusenangkalautemannyamalu-

what a day

when it comes to friday u know what it is

thank you universe, finally it's a FRIDAY. it's up to you whether u wanna call it GOOD FRIDAY or EXTRAORDINARY FRIDAY or whatever u want it to, i'd have to say friday is one of the there-is-never-so-relaxing day besides saturday and sunday.

why? absolutely, this is the last day of studies in a week, and also the day before a holiday, so i've got to do the sleeping duty today at noon (actually i do it almost everiday recently, of course i've to, after a ton of my buckle-down-to-study attitude, there is no such enjoyment in this life besides sleeping), hahaha, and also thanks to the free time which is rewarded (who rewarded it?)to me to be able to do the ciberlyzing stuff up till night, or maybe midnight, depends on my mood.

well, my days at school for today is just the same as the dime a dozen indonesian films, nothing particular, so so, like a plain strawberry milkshake. umm it's not that plain actually. add half a teaspon of sugar and it's my day.

as usual, coming to school in the morning with my greeny felix jacket, rotten billabong bag, and a bunch of wall magazine stuffs cost up to Rp 50.000,00, arriving at my honey-bunny-sweety-boty class, put down my bag in my i-don't-know-why-it-becomes-so-slippery-since-two-days-ago chair, heading right to cindy's seat, actually she's sitting beside me with her piggy sleeping gesture, and dropping my wall magazine stuffs exactly on top of her head. PYUK. hahhahhha, what a good feeling to see her yelling at me having dropped by those stuffs. well who cares?

so u wanna know huh what is the half a teaspoon sugar which makes my life at school today not as plain as a non-fat milkshat without any sugar in it? yeah, it's that wall magazine. so we've just got the duty from my journalistic teacher to make a wall magazine bringing the topic of chinese new year which will be held three days later from now (i can't wait for it, especially, the money). it's a lil bit too late to inform us, cause we only get one week to prepare for this one, it's not exactly one week actually, say.. it's only 4 days. so clever, isn't it? never mind. we figure out the design for it this day, no, from yesterday, but because of insufficient stuffs and everything, we've got to change everything, not exactly everything, but nearly everything, and u know what, it is me who first come up with that idea. hahhahaha not important, and it's one of the most brilliant idea i've ever had. just wait and be patient, i'll post the picture of my class' wall magazine at this blog soon! watch out.

-nanduu'sattempttouseenglishinhisblog-

(can't read it out? hahaa guess like it's to confusing)

what do u laugh with ur friends?

sometimes, it just suddenly went through my mind,

"IS THERE ANY KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO HAS THE SAME THING TO LAUGH ABOUT LIKE WHAT I ALWAYS DO WITH MY FRIENDS?"

hahahhaa. pertanyaan yang aneh ya. tapi emank aneh. gua ini dan teman2 gua d sekolah PASTI deh ketawa ngakak. well, not exactly with all of them, some just make my giggling with a piece of sweety smile in my face. yg paling membuat gua ngakak itu adalah the top three most bizarre person in this world (vocab bizarre baru tau dari elokuensi tuh). here they are...

CALLIS, KATIN, N HANNUNG!!

ketiga orang ini rasanya tuh paling gila dan tiada duanya dan gua yakin 99.99 % ga ada org mirip mereka d dunia ini, especially kalis. kayaknya tuh mereka semua master of autism bgd! kalo bcanda ama mereka benar2 menguras tenaga, leher terasa sakit, rahang seperti mau putus, kepala berputar seperti sedang berduyun2 mengambil sembako. becandaan kita tuh ga jelas bgd. kalo kita menggunakan bcandaan kita ke org lain pasti mereka masang the what-are-they-doing-and-what-are-they-trying-to-accomplish face! mereka seperti dalam kebingungan yang teramat luar biasa seperti menjawab manakah yang duluan antara ayam dan telur meskipun kata bu josepin yang duluan adalah ayam. eh gua lupa yg ngasihtau bu josepin ato pa ben udahlah ga penting.

ya pokoknya bcandaan kita parah autisme bgd. here is one example:

waktu itu gua, calis, ama hanung lagi duduk d koridor lantai dua depan XA ngobrol2. d sana jg ada cindy, ito, peter, ama nike. trus kita b3 lagi ngobrol nih kelas 11 mau masuk jurusan apa. abis itu dengan autisnya si kalis ngejek gua "kalo kelas 11 ada jurusan mandarinlu pasti masuk mandarin ya?" trus gua bilang "gila bisa mati gua ngeliat si asmono gendud n bau gitu." trus kalis bls lg "hahhaha iya nanti otaknya bisa meleleh ya, trus keluar dari kuping, trus pake sedotan bisa d minum". gua bilang lg "ih kalis jijik bgd itu bcandaan apa sih kepikir dari mana jijik bgd" kalis membalas sambil tertawa kencang "hahhahahaha ini kan yogurt udah meleleh."

I BET EVERYBODY SEEING THAT STRANGE CONVERSATION JUST NOW WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT IT THAT MAKE US LAUGH TO DEAD!

okay, here is the catch.

yang membuat kita ngakak sampe kadang ketawa ga bersuara sambil megang perut adalah 90% expresi, keanehan intonasio suara, dan ketidakbersalahaan dalam bercanda. seringkali kita tuh bcandaannya ga jelas dan ga mutu bgd yang kalo kita bcandain ama org lain pasti bakal garing crunchy kraus kraus. tapi cuma kita lah yang bisa membuat bcandaan terjayus d dunia menjadi terlucu d dunia. gua jg ga tau kenapa gua harus tertawa pada hal yang sangat tidak lucu seperti itu. kadang malah kalo gua lagi mandi gua bisa ketawa ndiri gara2 inget pas lagi bcanda d skul. gua takut gua menjadi org gila!!!! hahhhahahhaaaaaaaa... well at least kita membuat org terhibur (meskipun gua ga tau mereka terhibur ato merasa kita aneh), yg pasti kalo kita ngakak pasti semua org ngeliatin kita sambil senyum2 kecil gitu seperti berkata "ajak aku ketawa jg donk!". hauhahhahhahaaa.. ga tau deh mrk mikir gitu apa kagak. bisa aja sih mereka mikir kita org aneh bgd. ga peduli ah yang penting

i love laughing

i go to school for laugh

i go to elokuensi for laugh

i study hard for laugh

i chat for laugh

i do every single thing in my entire life for

LAUGH!!!

-nanduuyangbntrlagimaudapetangpaumelimpah-